Mar.25.2008 Robot love is beautiful, cold and metallic
I really can’t even do justice to this wonderful article on Gizmodo that includes an interview with a guy who built a robot to have sex with. The robot even has artificial intelligence that makes her not want want to blow him or give up the butt. I’ve never been such an exciting combination of flabbergasted and aroused! Read this. Seriously. [Gizmodo]
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Feb.20.2008 Brooke Helvie is blond and awesome
Brooke Helvie is a hot blond who didn’t make it on American Idol but rode the wave of “fame” to be crowned Miss University of Florida. So clearly she’s someone you should know and want to work like a hand puppet. Or work yourself like a marionette too. All my sexual analogies are puppet related! [Busted Coverage]
Most of the sunglasses work well for them. Sometimes it is the oakley sunglasses and sometimes the aviator sunglasses. Very rarely they wear versace sunglasses too.
Feb.08.2008 Another exciting Chris interview!
The good folks over at The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes have given us our time in the interview sun and I’ll be damned if I don’t try to do my part to make it somewhat entertaining. Want to know if my roommate knows about the “Chronicling my gay roommate” posts? Or what is Cuntery? Or more of my egomaniacal ramblings? Read on! [Epic Carnival]
Feb.06.2008 Beer > your kids
Here’s a sign you might not be prepared to be a parent: When you elect to put a seatbelt on your beer instead of on your child. Just throwing it out there…babies tend to need to be buckled in. Beer’s pretty flexible. Anyway some asshole got arrested for not realizing that. So he seems like a good guy. [AP/Yahoo]
Feb.04.2008 Miley Cyrus: Slutty, Impressed by her success
Finally, the in-depth Q and A with Miley Cyrus that we’ve all been waiting for. Her success is like “Wow”. Kids will “really relate” to a 3D Hannah Montana movie. What about setting a better example than Jamie Lynn Spears? “Those persons don’t have anything to do with me either.” All that and even more well-spoken things at the link to your right! [CNN.com]
Feb.01.2008 This guy is a very supportive boyfriend
You know, I often find it difficult to truly be a good boyfriend. There’s just so many different emotions and things to do and, I don’t know, it all gets to be a bit much. But you know what I don’t do? Set my girlfriend on fire, like this dude who burned his girlfriend after refusing to give her some money for crack. Seems like they had such a good thing going! But alas, love based on crack and being burnt alive tends not to last. Truly a sad fact of life. [Ledger-Enquirer]
Jan.31.2008 How do we solve economy problems? Guns, duh
Well, at least if you’re West Virginia and you realize that your hunting revenue is down significantly. Not only do you look to guns for answers, you look to guns with children as a solution. Pretty clever! Legislators are contemplating offering hunting training in school to help turn a new generation of children on to the simple joys of blasting an adorable animal in the face for daring to live its life in an area in which men are allowed to shoot them. Logical! [AP/Yahoo]
