I really can’t even do justice to this wonderful article on Gizmodo that includes an interview with a guy who built a robot to have sex with. The robot even has artificial intelligence that makes her not want want to blow him or give up the butt. I’ve never been such an exciting […]

Brooke Helvie is a hot blond who didn’t make it on American Idol but rode the wave of “fame” to be crowned Miss University of Florida. So clearly she’s someone you should know and want to work like a hand puppet. Or work yourself like a marionette to. All my sexual analogies […]

The good folks over at The Ghosts of Wayne Fontes have given us our time in the interview sun and I’ll be damned if I don’t try to do my part to make it somewhat entertaining. Want to know if my roommate knows about the “Chronicling my gay roommate” posts? Or what is […]

Here’s a sign you might not be prepared to be a parent: When you elect to put a seatbelt on your beer instead of on your child. Just throwing it out there…babies tend to need to be buckled in. Beer’s pretty flexible. Anyway some asshole got arrested for not realizing that. […]

Some scientists found that you can create a child with the DNA of three different people. Finally, I can create my own Island of Dr. Moreau with all of my human/animal orgies. Look out world! Here comes my blond, big-breasted collie child! I will call him Igor. [AP/Yahoo]

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