Jan.14.2009 Minka Kelly is superhuman

I think this is from some Golden Globes post party which makes this a couple days late, but who cares, look at this girl. These photos could have been from The Seven Years’ War and I’d still find them completely timely and relevant because holy shit.

It’s rare for me to feel so positive about a celebrity or news item because everyone pretty much sucks cocks but Minka Kelly can certainly cure that. The only way these photos could be more awesome is if they were 3D and she were holding a sword while riding a tiger who also has a sword and shits out money as he walks. And even then you’d probably just be focused on Minka Kelly’s cleavage and not notice the tiger, which would probably piss him off because tigers are notorious for their jealousy of awesome boobs. It’s why Tony the Tiger had to be put to sleep after mauling Charo during a Frosted Flakes commercial. Look it up.