Jan.12.2009 Sofia Vergara is a freak
From the premiere of Kevin James new movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop (sounds like a real laugh riot, probably the third funniest thing I’ve read today behind a study on rectal cancer in the Sudanese elderly and a handbook on assembling a wine rack).
It’s almost unfair that women like Sofia Vergara exist. She’s literally flawless, with her awesome curves and gorgeous face. Men and women should be equally outraged by her existence. Men, you’ll never get to fuck a woman as hot as Sofia Vergara. It’s not possible so you might as well give up trying now. Women, you can’t possibly be as pretty or curvy or hot as her so, while I won’t try to deter you from trying (I’m not saying you should starve yourself, but I’m not saying you shouldn’t either), there’s no hope. She’s basically a reminder of how unfair life is.
At the same time, I’m wondering what the fuck is going on in South America that they’re churning out women like this with alarming regularity? Is it the climate? Is it the fact that, if Brazilian steakhouses have taught me anything, all food there is served off of swords? Genetic mutations? Dictatorships? Maybe South America is just where all of our fantasies manifest themselves. Cocaine, hot bitches, the aforementioned meat on swords…it’s like my fantasies coughed up an island that also has many delicious bananas!
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yes there are some extremely fine ass women south o the border. sofia is certainly one of them.