Jan.07.2009 Woody Harrelson married a sea monster
Woody Harrelson is a pretty famous dude, so it’s pretty admirable and simultaneously completely disgusting that he got married this past weekend. Why is it disgusting? Look:
Woody Harrelson and his girlfriend Laura Louie were officially married on Sunday on the island of Maui, his rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.
The couple, who have been together for 20 years, tied the knot in front of a small group of family and friends, including actor Owen Wilson, Willie Nelson and Sean Penn. Alanis Morissette sang at the ceremony.
Louie is “the ultimate goddess,” Harrelson once raved to Los Angeles Magazine. “Sometimes I get way too yang. She’s very yin. We balance each other very well.”
Now I’m sure Laura Louie isn’t the ugliest woman on Earth. In fact, she’s not even the ugliest bride I’ve had on this site. But I have to believe that the guy who was once the “hunk” on Cheers and has been in countless movies over decades could do a little better. I’m sure Woody’s happy and all that, but I wish he’d make a sacrifice and fuck someone hotter for my benefit.
On the plus side, I’ve always wondered what it would be like to fuck someone who looks like a stereotypical caricature of a sherpa, so that’s pretty cool. And you can do it without scaling a mountain! Good work, Woody!
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Okay first off, she’s not bad looking. I’d do her and I’m not even gay. Second, he’s not exactly a looker himself. He has the face of that creepy homeless guy that wants you to “smoke this rock, bitch”.
And on that note, kudos to Woody for marrying a real person instead of some coked-up fame whore that would likely drive him into an abyss of poorly-lit sex tapes and ugly divorce accusations.