Dec.22.2008 Map-based sodomy, diving failure, and this is what a dog masturbating looks like
So here’s your one post with the best stuff I can find while searching briefly. Hopefully it’ll be enough to get you through the day, but if not, well, you can die. I’m not saying you should, but you can.
Inappropriate Map is inappropriate
This map comes from a hotel, I dunno, somewhere on Earth. And it seems as though the map is, perhaps, conveying a message the designer did not quite intend. Or did, depending upon how much he really likes to trumpet the cause of surprise sodomy.
I haven’t seen a map so enrapturing since I took that that set visit to Dora the Explorer. With Map’s subtle charms and lengthy land mass, I knew it was love at first sight.
Awful diving failure
Polish people doing dumb things? Finally jokes have come to reality!
It’s truly stunning to see complete idiocy in its natural form. It’s like walking in on a lemur eating or bears doing calculus or whatever the fuck bears do on their free time. Utterly majestic.
Dog masturbates for camera’s amusement
Did you know that dogs can masturbate? Well, in this NSFWish (assuming your office doesn’t allow dog masturbation in which case, how does it feel working in Soviet Russia) video, a dog explores the finer points of self-abuse.
I bet that’s a pretty cool party trick the first time. Maybe even the first five times. But if you wake up to your dog blowing a load on your cheek, it probably got much less adorable and much more sexy. I MEAN DISGUSTING.
Also that is quite a nicely endowed Chihuahua. That shit is like as long as his leg. No wonder he’s whipping it out for all to see. He should walk around with a picture frame around it to make sure that everyone is truly soaking it all in. Assuming chihuahuas have pride in such things. It’s about time they move on from their obsessions with burritos and chalupas.
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If you look closely at the lower right of the “sodomy map” picture, it says something about “Europe’s most exciting gay hotel.” So, apparently it was intentional. The question now is, is that a real map of the hotel? Is it a real hotel? If it’s real you should be able to look up where it is.
[...] is really amusing to me, so long as it’s not happening above my face. Not sure if this tops the masturbating chihuahua, but this turtle attempting to fuck a shoe is pretty [...]