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Dec.19.2008 Old Health education books were knowledgeable


This picture is from a page of a recently reprinted Health book. The kind of important lessons imparted to school kids.

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You may think it’s silly, but it’s totally true. I don’t usually part my hair, but I remember one day I woke up with it parted to the left and I was all in a haze. I then looked over to the side of me and saw a hooker with blood and semen coming out of every orifice, including the one in her throat because she was a chronic smoker. Fortunately, I had recently bought the first full season of CSI Miami, so I just watched that. I didn’t learn anything about how to clean up the body, but I did learn a lot about how to put on glasses and turn towards the camera. Which is less helpful for cleaning up prostitutes than you’d think.

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3 Responses to “Old Health education books were knowledgeable”

  1. The Beaver Pond » Friday Night Celebrity Links on December 19th, 2008 11:34 pm

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  2. Shazback on January 27th, 2009 5:17 am

    I’d be annoyed too if I had “Pornography” and “Violence” stuck on my face. A little less by “Rock music” though, but I’m pretty sure I’d be happier without anything stuck on my face.

  3. Abbi on February 10th, 2009 3:41 pm

    HAHA! thats the book I used for health. The book also goes on to tell you that it’s because of the beat of rock music that makes you angry and violent.

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