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Nov.25.2008 Flying cars!


It may have taken a while but dammit, we’re going to get our flying cars! Check out the Moller M400 Skycar aircraft, with a maximum speed of 360 mph.

YES! Soon I will be flying my way to work, leisurely soaring above the world while drunk off of the magic of aviation. Also, rum and cokes. But while this flying car is awesome, more importantly, it’ll open a window to get all kinds of exciting new technologies that we’ve been promised for so long. Teleporters that won’t merge my DNA with a fly’s! Treadmills in the clouds that I can get stuck in, rolling around indefinitely until my wife Jane can stop it! ROBOT WIVES!

I’ve known love, friends. From real women, dolls, chimpanzees with lustful eyes. But no sensation will compare to the joy of inserting my genitals into a vagina fashioned out of a bladeless garbage disposal. Dare to dream.

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3 Responses to “Flying cars!”

  1. Afternoon Links on December 1st, 2008 4:00 pm

    [...] Flying cars! (Pics) [...]

  2. Tuesday’s F. C. King Links « Loser with Socks on December 2nd, 2008 9:45 am

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  3. WheelScene on January 20th, 2009 2:31 am

    Hope to see the swimming Cars soon.

    Rose.

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