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Nov.17.2008 How to win at Internet dating


Women are always talking about how they love honesty and whatever, so this rejected application from eHarmony just seems unfair.

Even though it’s probably a bit inappropriate, I don’t know that it warrants an application rejection. What if I want a woman who enjoys my edgy sense of humor? Why does every answer have to be about taking the woman on unicorn rides through meadows while I let her pick out my shoes and dance around with elves and shit? What if I want to attract a woman who would appreciate the insertion of my genitals into her genitals? It’s like when Match.com reported my application for listing my interests as “Ether-soaked rags, Drinks with pills coyly slipped in, Movies, and Rectal bleeding”. Yeah, that might not have been “politically correct”, but I just want to find a woman who likes me for me, you know?

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4 Responses to “How to win at Internet dating”

  1. Daily Trash Blog » Blog Archive » YOUR GENITALS SHOULD NOT BE MENTIONED IN DATING QUESTIONNAIRES on November 17th, 2008 10:03 pm

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  2. CMonay’s Rejection Letter from eHarmony | Stan Gable Has Great Hair on November 19th, 2008 5:24 am

    [...] don’t know how BOH got a hold of CMonay’s application before we did, but I’m sorry to hear that he did not [...]

  3. Idle Romance » Blog Archive » Is Internet Dating a Game? on November 29th, 2008 6:05 pm

    [...] My favorite one so far explores a topic that I intend to address in depth here on Idle Romance. How much honesty can/should you include when posting on a dating site? I think the author here sort of hits the nail on the head - How to Win at Internet Dating. [...]

  4. anil on January 9th, 2009 5:45 am

    hi this is anil. What if I want a woman who enjoys my edgy sense of humor? Why does every answer have to be about taking the woman on unicorn rides through meadows while I let her pick out my shoes and dance around with elves and shit? What if I want to attract a woman who would appreciate the insertion of my genitals into her genitals? It’s like when Match]

    anil

    Online Dating

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