Nov.17.2008 How to win at Internet dating
Women are always talking about how they love honesty and whatever, so this rejected application from eHarmony just seems unfair.

Even though it’s probably a bit inappropriate, I don’t know that it warrants an application rejection. What if I want a woman who enjoys my edgy sense of humor? Why does every answer have to be about taking the woman on unicorn rides through meadows while I let her pick out my shoes and dance around with elves and shit? What if I want to attract a woman who would appreciate the insertion of my genitals into her genitals? It’s like when Match.com reported my application for listing my interests as “Ether-soaked rags, Drinks with pills coyly slipped in, Movies, and Rectal bleeding”. Yeah, that might not have been “politically correct”, but I just want to find a woman who likes me for me, you know?





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hi this is anil. What if I want a woman who enjoys my edgy sense of humor? Why does every answer have to be about taking the woman on unicorn rides through meadows while I let her pick out my shoes and dance around with elves and shit? What if I want to attract a woman who would appreciate the insertion of my genitals into her genitals? It’s like when Match]
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