Nov.11.2008 Eva Mendes is trying to sell you something

Eva Mendes is the face of some calendar for some liquor called Campari and that’s noteworthy because Eva Mendes is a spicy Latina selling you something that isn’t a Corona poster plastered on the wall of a bodega.

She looks really good in this shoot. Classy yet fuckable because she’s probably getting all hammered off the Campari and saying stuff like, “Aye aye aye I get so drunk papi and am willing to do anyyyythiiiing. Burrito.” Eva Mendes could be selling vials of AIDS blood to pour on my Cap’n Crunch and I’d still probably give it a shot. I mean, what are the odds you can catch it twice?