Nov.10.2008 Have you ever wanted to insert Barack Obama inside of you?
Well sir and/or madame, here’s your chance! The new “Head O State” dildo offers all of the hot Barack Obama action without any of the Obama mess!
I can think of no more appropriate gift to give your loved one who wouldn’t shut up about how Obama is going to save the world than this 7 1/2 inch Barack Obama dildo. It even comes in two colors, “Democratic Blue” and “Presidential Gold”. I don’t understand why there wouldn’t be “Racial Equality Brown” but whatever. I also don’t understand why you’d want to shove Obama head first into your orifice of choice, but who am I to judge.
For the record, if you visit the site selling the dildos, keep in mind how majorly unfunny the little slogans on there are. I swear, if there’s anything less funny than someone in the sex industry making jokes, I haven’t seen it. Is it too much to ask for the slogan “Yes We Cunt!” to be somewhere on there?
Wow, after taking it in the ass for the last 8 years I think this will be a cakewalk.
Why the fuck is it blue? Why isn’t it caramel colored?
Tito, according to the site, it’s blue for the “Blue States”. There’s also a “Presidential Gold” variety. But you’re right, if I’m shoving Barack Obama in an orifice, I want it to be pure chocolate colored. Niiiice.
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Well, look at it this way…
This is just the more direct way of saying “F*ck America!”. Now we know we are all going to get screwed in the end, this just gives us a head-start. Yes ladies, now you can shove Obama into your “Oval Office!” and only 7½”?…i guess the myth isnt true! If you think about it, its just one dildo following another. Now you can try to stimulate yourself as he tries to “stimulate” the economy! Should we sponsor a program to give one of these to everyone or just tack that onto the “Stimulus” bill…makes sense doesnt it? If there was ever anyone who needed this…it’s Nancy Pelosi!
Enjoy
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