Nov.06.2008 Katrina Bowden is curing Parkinsons

From a Michael J. Fox event to raise money to cure Parkinsons…

Let’s just point out that I was on this Katrina Bowden train a long time ago and now she’s just getting her props for being a phenomenally hot piece of ass (see…I’m a trendsetter). But look at her, she’s so pretty and she looks like she smells like candy and sunshine and a roofied up Red Bull and vodka. How can you not love her? It’s a great coincidence that she went to a Parkinsons event because my penis is shaking like Michael J. Fox trying to do welding right now.

Unrelated, but why are there never any pro-Parkinsons events? So what if Parkinsons ruins people’s lives, doesn’t it deserve a chance to have galas to raise money too? I guess no one would show up and the night would end with Parkinsons sitting in a chair with a party hat wistfully blowing one of those whistly party favors but still…you have to at least TRY, Parkinsons.