Nov.03.2008 The Pussycat Dolls surprised the world on Halloween

From some bullshit event they were “hosting” over the weekend.

Now here’s the problem with dressing like a complete and utter whore all year round…you shock and disappoint everyone by somehow appearing to be dressed conservatively at Halloween. The only way the Pussycat Dolls could have possibly upped their usual slutitude for a Halloween costume would have been if their costume included a hole to show off their vaginas and a retractable series of cocks (a pulley-based system I’m working on right now…PATENT PENDING!).

I do have to commend the black one for her costume. It’s hard to pull off dressing like Angelina Jolie, but she really pulled it off.