Oct.29.2008 Teen goes to jail for making grandmother do gangsta rap
Some stupid kid decided it’d be a good idea to dress his grandmother up as a gangsta rapper and yell, I dunno, gangsta rapper things while flashing a gun and money. It wasn’t.
Michael Alfinez, 18, from Lake Worth, Florida, was jailed for 18 months after he admitted to abusing the elderly and various firearms charges.
The footage showed Marie Huertas, 85, wearing a full black balaclava and, after repeated instructions, uttering a number of gangsta rap phrases that included expletives.
A sheriff’s report said Alfinez had admitted dressing up his grandmother and persuading her to flash a gun and money at the camera.
According to the report, when a detective showed Miss Huertas the video, she said: “They are making a criminal out of me.” She said she was ashamed and didn’t normally use that type of language.
I could see why she’d be embarrassed. Because she’s a racist who hates black people. Or loves them and feels bad for insulting them. Either/or. Hopefully the former.
Also it’s a crime to abuse the elderly now? That hardly seems fair. I just assumed their memory loss was my way of pretending I was one of the Men in Black. God makes them forget for a reason. Just like he makes me repress things that the elderly did to me as a young boy. Circle of life.
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