Oct.23.2008 Zac Efron sauntering onto Pirates of the Caribbean 4
Zac Efron is going to be in the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie, according to reports coming out of the UK. There’s a butt pirate joke here that I’m just too classy to make.
Zac Efron will star in Pirates Of The Caribbean 4 and, according to reports, will bag £6 Million for the role.
Efron is one of Disney’s biggest stars through the High School Musical films and now it seems they want to keep him on.
The deal also secures the 21 year old for High School Musical 4- which he’d previously been reluctant to commit to.
Zac will now star alongside Keira Knightley and Johnny Depp in the next Pirates movie- which is likely to hit cinemas in 2010.
I don’t think it’s an extremely unnatural departure. Zac Efron has made his fame being a singing high school student with dreamy eyes and, seemingly, a penchant for crossing swords. Meanwhile, pirates typically enjoy sodomy to ward off lonely nights on the high seas. It’s a natural progression.
It’s probably silly to see it as such sacrilege. In fact, why limit the Disney tie-in to just Zac? You could have Miley Cyrus and Vanessa Hudgens play some busty wenches who want to seduce the heroes but they get so distracted and just start making out with their hearty bosoms heaving mightily. Yeah basically I’m suggestion that they turn the Pirates of the Caribbean sequel into illegal pornography with minors. It’d be a step in the right direction after the last one.
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NO, NO, NO, that cant happen it just cant!!!
AARRRGGHH I love Pirates of the Caribbean I HATE, HATE zac effron and anything, ANYTHING related to high school musical *spits*!!!
I would rather GOUGE OUT MY EYES WITH RUSTY FORKS than watch zac fucking effron prance about on a boat with his pirate hat on. That’s it. It is the end of my life the end of Pirates of the Caribbean….Now im going to kill myself. Anyone who mentions the word Zac effron *spits* to me again will have me beat them with a iron pole across the head. No poncy girly boy prat faced arse even deserves to stand alongside great actors such as Johnny Depp, Kiera Knightly etc, etc. Zac effron *spits* is a Disney kid actor who needs to grow up, get some balls and just DIE, DIE, DIE….Good lord…I may be going insane!
Toodles
Jenny,
I agree with you on this totally. Zac Effron is scum compared to the great actors that grace the Pirates of th Carribean. It will be degrading for the movie as this movie is way too big for him and his 0.00000001 inch penis.
I won’t be able to stand the movie with that idiot in it! I hope he dies in it or something, its totally ruined the whole movie for me now, what an absolute cock =’( I really, really hope he does no singing or any of that shit in it. God Pirates of the Carribean 4 is really gonna suck now thanks to Zac Effron.
Very stressful times these are. Very stressful.