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Oct.23.2008 Is Katherine Heigl going to eat that dog?


Katherine Heigl went to some event for Aussie designer Peter Alexander’s new store in LA.

You know, it just strikes me as inappropriate to bring your dog to an event celebrating a store opening. It strikes me as even more inappropriate to attempt to eat your dog whole on the red carpet of said event. And, lastly, it strikes me as most inappropriate that Katherine Heigl had an amazing chest and never displayed it and now she’s getting old and falling apart and we COMPLETELY missed out on that treasure trove. That’s just selfish.

That is pure terror in the face of that dog though. If only you could hear what he’s thinking. It’s probably something like, “You know, this hoodie is surprisingly comfortable. I’d have thought I’d be annoyed by it, but I’m kind of enjoying it. It’s like fur…but fashionable!” Stupid dog.

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3 Responses to “Is Katherine Heigl going to eat that dog?”

  1. College Candy » Candy Dish: Gary Busey Uses Dog for Drugs on October 23rd, 2008 11:57 am

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  2. Mark on October 23rd, 2008 6:50 pm

    It was a charity fund raiser for dog rescue organisations as well wasn’t it? - so strikes me as pretty appropriate and make you sound kinda stooooopid..:) Especially as her dog seems to have inspired a fashion line from the designer as well according to the articles I saw. It does prompt lots of good headlines like…”doggy style” though :)

  3. Chris on October 24th, 2008 9:35 am

    So now you expect me to research things too, Mark? I dunno, I didn’t see any of the other celebs there with dogs so I’m going to continue hating Katherine Heigl and assuming she has sex with dogs. Deal? Deal.

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