Oct.22.2008 Keeley Hazell…much better looking without a shirt
From some bullshit Nokia event in London…
Now, of course, to the majority of men who don’t like getting various cylindrical objects inserted into their rectums, most women look better nude than they do in clothes. It’s science. But Keeley Hazell in particular just looks fucking wack when compared to how she looks topless. Now I’m not saying that she needs to walk around in the nude all of the time, but maybe dressing like a librarian with breast cancer wouldn’t be the best way to keep me interested beyond topless photo shoots. I’d rather jerk off to the giant sandworm in Beetlejuice more than I would to Keeley Hazell dressed like that.
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