Oct.14.2008 Girl selling virginity has a price: Around $3.8 million
Remember Natalie Dylan, the college girl auctioning off her virginity to pay for “school” or “drugs” or whatever? Well, she’s got a going rate now: somewhere between $1 million and $3.8 million.
According to the Dennis Hof, owner of the whorehouse subsidizing the mission, the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, Dylan’s got a couple offers.
“We have offers from $1 million to $3.8 million, and we have started collecting deposits,” Dennis exclusively tells Scandalist. But the highest bidder won’t necessarily win Natalie’s heart, and virginity. As Natalie told Scandalist, she won’t do the deed with just anyone, but hopes to find someone who “seems intelligent.” Although her personal top pick, Barack Obama, has not placed a bid, Natalie has some excellent potential first-time partners.
Dennis said, “There are a few people she likes. She has been e-mailing and talking on the phone with several men. She wants to be comfortable.” With the possible $3.8 million Natalie could receive, surely she will be more than comfortable.
Well, it’s great to see that the vagina futures market has rallied along with the rest of the stock market, but that’s just silly. To think that some girl who’s willing to allow some random, probable mess of a man would forego an extra $2.8 million just because one guy “felt more right” is kind of absurd. You know what’d feel right? Taking a dip in a pool full of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck. I mean, theoretically. It’d probably be kind of painful. In fact, I don’t know how a fairly small duck was able to swim through piles of solid gold. Seems like you’d hurt yourself more often than not. Those ducks have some life.
Aside: In terms of future forecasting, I expect the price for her second time having sex to decline about, oh, 3800%. It’s not really a renewable resource. That’s why you have to have multiple daughters to sell on the black market. It’s science.
Who in hell wants to pay for that? She looks like a trany!
@Bateman - If you can afford $1 million, you can afford a dimmer switch in the bedroom. Problem solved!
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Um why does her picture look photoshopped? The skin color of her head doesn’t match her body.
I would guess that’s just how ugly people are made by God, nature, and the Internet.
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Ok who wants to drop 3.8 Mil on a lousy lay? I Offer her free Drinks, and At least 10 doubles for myself…..Really? I would hit it, but Really?
Who would drop 3.8 mil for a lousy first time lay? Then to top it off she wants to bang Obama? Before the Obama comment I would offer free drinks for her and 10 doubles for myself…..She is not all that. Now i would not touch that Skank for all the mudsharks in China
You could get group gangbanged by every girl in the Playboy mansion for that much money, and still have some left over to buy a nice speedboat. She values herself way too much — probably because her mommy and daddy told her she’s a princess her whole life. Anyone dumb enough to pay that much money for an average looking girl with no sexual experience deserves to lose the money.
I offer her 10 bucks and 2 beers.
If you pay a million for that ugly trash your insane! Now if you substitute her with Megan Fox…….
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I’d hit it. If I was filthy rich, I would pony up $3.8 mil for some girls virginity. What else would I be spending my money on? I would also make some form of before and after plaster cast of her vagina and make it into art. Now its not prostitution, its paying 3.8 mil to commission fine art. I would call Labia Sans Hymen or something to that respect.
looks for an intelligent man so thats 50% done where’s her 50 %? LOL
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3.8 million ZImbabwe dollars…
SOLD!
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Yes - hopefully this skank prostitue whore will goto jail after she commits the act. I’m sure nothing can be done until it actually takes place, but this is definately the exact definition of prostitution. Money for sex. Hopefully she won’t bleed, and gets slapped with a lawsuit for falsifying claims. Pathetic how this society has turned into gold-digging whores like her — absolutely no morals or belief system. I wouldn’t touch her for free.
man, i watched her today on tyra. she is really well educated and seems like she has a lot of common sense, but obviously not, ugh, as a woman i hate when other woman do things like this to themselves but i guess shes got to pay off her loans somehow.
who the fuck would pay for that she looks like her crotch smells like moth balls