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Oct.14.2008 Girl selling virginity has a price: Around $3.8 million


Remember Natalie Dylan, the college girl auctioning off her virginity to pay for “school” or “drugs” or whatever? Well, she’s got a going rate now: somewhere between $1 million and $3.8 million.

According to the Dennis Hof, owner of the whorehouse subsidizing the mission, the Bunny Ranch in Nevada, Dylan’s got a couple offers.

“We have offers from $1 million to $3.8 million, and we have started collecting deposits,” Dennis exclusively tells Scandalist. But the highest bidder won’t necessarily win Natalie’s heart, and virginity. As Natalie told Scandalist, she won’t do the deed with just anyone, but hopes to find someone who “seems intelligent.” Although her personal top pick, Barack Obama, has not placed a bid, Natalie has some excellent potential first-time partners.

Dennis said, “There are a few people she likes. She has been e-mailing and talking on the phone with several men. She wants to be comfortable.” With the possible $3.8 million Natalie could receive, surely she will be more than comfortable.

Well, it’s great to see that the vagina futures market has rallied along with the rest of the stock market, but that’s just silly. To think that some girl who’s willing to allow some random, probable mess of a man would forego an extra $2.8 million just because one guy “felt more right” is kind of absurd. You know what’d feel right? Taking a dip in a pool full of gold coins like Scrooge McDuck. I mean, theoretically. It’d probably be kind of painful. In fact, I don’t know how a fairly small duck was able to swim through piles of solid gold. Seems like you’d hurt yourself more often than not. Those ducks have some life.

Aside: In terms of future forecasting, I expect the price for her second time having sex to decline about, oh, 3800%. It’s not really a renewable resource. That’s why you have to have multiple daughters to sell on the black market. It’s science.

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51 Responses to “Girl selling virginity has a price: Around $3.8 million”

  1. Bateman on October 14th, 2008 11:37 am

    Who in hell wants to pay for that? She looks like a trany!

  2. Brad Brown on October 14th, 2008 12:35 pm

    @Bateman - If you can afford $1 million, you can afford a dimmer switch in the bedroom. Problem solved!

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  4. Casual Observation on October 14th, 2008 5:27 pm

    Um why does her picture look photoshopped? The skin color of her head doesn’t match her body.

  5. Chris on October 14th, 2008 5:29 pm

    I would guess that’s just how ugly people are made by God, nature, and the Internet.

  6. appletree » Blog Archive » Thinking can be a dangerous thing on October 14th, 2008 5:33 pm

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  7. Shaggy on October 14th, 2008 6:05 pm

    Ok who wants to drop 3.8 Mil on a lousy lay? I Offer her free Drinks, and At least 10 doubles for myself…..Really? I would hit it, but Really?

  8. Shaggy on October 14th, 2008 6:12 pm

    Who would drop 3.8 mil for a lousy first time lay? Then to top it off she wants to bang Obama? Before the Obama comment I would offer free drinks for her and 10 doubles for myself…..She is not all that. Now i would not touch that Skank for all the mudsharks in China

  9. md on October 14th, 2008 6:26 pm

    You could get group gangbanged by every girl in the Playboy mansion for that much money, and still have some left over to buy a nice speedboat. She values herself way too much — probably because her mommy and daddy told her she’s a princess her whole life. Anyone dumb enough to pay that much money for an average looking girl with no sexual experience deserves to lose the money.

  10. Mike on October 14th, 2008 7:07 pm

    I offer her 10 bucks and 2 beers.

  11. Pooslinger on October 14th, 2008 8:05 pm

    If you pay a million for that ugly trash your insane! Now if you substitute her with Megan Fox…….

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  13. Bobstuff on October 14th, 2008 11:20 pm

    I’d hit it. If I was filthy rich, I would pony up $3.8 mil for some girls virginity. What else would I be spending my money on? I would also make some form of before and after plaster cast of her vagina and make it into art. Now its not prostitution, its paying 3.8 mil to commission fine art. I would call Labia Sans Hymen or something to that respect.

  14. Tonto on October 15th, 2008 1:13 am

    looks for an intelligent man so thats 50% done where’s her 50 %? LOL

  15. Guanabee on October 15th, 2008 11:30 am

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  17. Johnny Pee on October 16th, 2008 9:55 am

    3.8 million ZImbabwe dollars…

    SOLD!

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  19. gary on November 1st, 2008 1:05 pm

    Yes - hopefully this skank prostitue whore will goto jail after she commits the act. I’m sure nothing can be done until it actually takes place, but this is definately the exact definition of prostitution. Money for sex. Hopefully she won’t bleed, and gets slapped with a lawsuit for falsifying claims. Pathetic how this society has turned into gold-digging whores like her — absolutely no morals or belief system. I wouldn’t touch her for free.

  20. sandy on November 4th, 2008 10:29 pm

    man, i watched her today on tyra. she is really well educated and seems like she has a lot of common sense, but obviously not, ugh, as a woman i hate when other woman do things like this to themselves but i guess shes got to pay off her loans somehow.

  21. jelissa on November 18th, 2008 8:32 pm

    who the fuck would pay for that she looks like her crotch smells like moth balls

  22. CJ on January 12th, 2009 11:51 pm

    What the Fuck? People that desparate? Shes freaking ugly!

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  24. Chair on January 14th, 2009 12:29 am

    I pay 10 trlion to eat ILoveCake

  25. Ty on January 14th, 2009 1:16 pm

    She can pay me to have sex with her!!

  26. B-Dawg on January 14th, 2009 6:00 pm

    Man for that sort of money I hope the winner, after wrecking her vagina…shoves it up her ass too!! That’ll learn her!!!

  27. Terry Workinger on January 14th, 2009 7:14 pm

    She is getting what she is paying for, I hope she gets some fat discusting, pasty slob of a pervert, and for the rest of her life, she will remember that, and the world will remember her as a hooker.

  28. joe on January 14th, 2009 8:02 pm

    man this girl is weird but very smart at the same time if you think about it most girls now in days dont even get a dime for it..

  29. steven buhagiar on January 16th, 2009 4:39 am

    good on her if she wants to sell her body she can but at the end of the day thats a prostitute gaining money because she is a lazy person not wanting to get a real job. im a male and my bum is a virgin does that mean i can get that kind of money i mean id only ever do her from behind so that aint any different than me getting it done to me.if i need money ill work 4 it and im not about to lower myself like that. god only knows what she can get. diseases are in most blokes that have to pay 4 it

  30. Richmond Delurena on January 18th, 2009 2:04 am

    This g-digging chick is just looking for some rich fool to knock her up. It’s all pink in the middle…what makes hers worth the money?

  31. John on January 19th, 2009 11:26 am

    Whats a worn out old dong go for now a days? i’ll start the bid a a $1.25! Haha Start biddin ladies!!! ;)

  32. Arnold on January 19th, 2009 8:18 pm

    How you know she a virgin!?

  33. george on January 21st, 2009 12:25 pm

    LOl- two reasons NOT to pay.
    1. virgins suck-boring, waste -get a real woman

    2. and most importantly-if you’re gonna pay get somone who’s not FUGLY.

    by the way would a dr. prove that you were getting what you’re sadly paying for.

    I WOULD pay money to see the loser willing to purchase this.

  34. NAS on January 23rd, 2009 4:12 pm

    I’d make her another notch on the old belt…..fuck it, its just paper . But seriously, smart girl, because you know some rich fuck with to much bloody money is gonnna pay it. what does she care what other people think…the chick will be sittin on 3.8 milli for a one night stand. and sorry for the guy who does pay it, cuz it’ll be the worst lay. hell I’d pay more a year from now then I would for her as a virgin, atleast she would know some shit

  35. Lou Dog on January 24th, 2009 12:25 am

    That bitch aint worth 20 bucks you could get better bitches on Las Vegas Blvd.

  36. brad on January 24th, 2009 9:36 am

    i’d have to fuck her from behind

  37. laquita on January 24th, 2009 8:12 pm

    I thought prostitution was illegal?!? So your telling me its ok if you do it on eBay? Well then I’m selling blowjobs for a million I have an excellent resume if you want to see it! Lots and lots of expirience… Guaranteed a night of pleasure! I have to pay for college let me up the price??? Super head doesn’t charge that much sweetie.. And how does the fool who’s willing to offer her a million knows she’s a virgin lmao she’s tainted man don’t do it!!!

  38. Mcdonald on January 25th, 2009 6:48 pm

    I really agree, she should sell it. She owns it, it`s hers` and can do whatever she wants with it.
    Fools GO for it.

    The most i can pay is 3.8 million Zimbabwe dollars, and i would pay in FULL “CASH” Done deal.

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  40. alex on January 29th, 2009 5:38 pm

    this pic is fake

  41. mike on February 1st, 2009 4:32 pm

    This bitch is soooo f- in retarded if I had that kind of money I would pull a bangbus scam on her whorish ass!! I would give her the money.. F*ck the sh*t out of her.. Then while she’s cleaning my g*t out of her eyes and ass.. I’d grip the money back out of her purse then roll out.. Then her virginity, money and innocence would be gone then she could go back to paying for college how normal people do.. Working!!

  42. Blowjob on February 1st, 2009 5:17 pm

    I’d want her checked out by a doctor before money changed hands so I had some assurances she WAS a virgin.

    I’d need a certificate of authenticity :)

  43. cj on February 3rd, 2009 5:09 pm

    either she is real smart or she is real dumb hum not sure

  44. pixelfader (pixelfader) on February 4th, 2009 4:41 pm

    uh…..http://is.gd/imSp

  45. jessica on February 7th, 2009 12:56 am

    i think she has no self respect one day her kids will see this and think nothing of her, its embarassing. so she will have all this money and no respect i dont get it???? why would you sell it for so much money and the whole time your complaining it hurts whats the fun in that really.

  46. Tim on February 14th, 2009 3:27 pm

    Very Funny……….$3.8m…lets see…that will be more than enough to get a thousand girls in your yard. Thumbs up to her(nat) but i am 100% sure the guy should get a grammy for stupidity.

  47. i'm the man on February 14th, 2009 9:59 pm

    if she really wants to find someone intelligent, she ain’t gonna get much $, cuz anyone who will pay 3.8 mil for that is a moron…

  48. John on February 17th, 2009 7:11 am

    I wonder how much my butt viginity could be worth to some gay rich guy?

  49. Kae on March 6th, 2009 10:15 am

    My friend is a vergin girl from Thailand. She is 22 years old and we got Idea to sell her verginity for 10,000 US$.

    If some one seriously interested we can send you picture and detail. She is 5foot 3 and 9o lbs weight and beautiful. She is a very shy person.

  50. Kae on March 6th, 2009 10:23 am

    My friend is a vergin girl from Thailand. She is 22 years old and we got Idea to sell her verginity for 10,000 US$.

    If some one seriously interested we can send you picture and detail. She is 5foot 3 and 9o lbs weight and beautiful.

    email annpaamay@gmail.com

    Please only serious people. SHe is ready to do any test if you pay for the test.

  51. time_machine on April 28th, 2009 8:57 pm

    Price of virginity, 3 million dollars????
    And she is searching for an intelligent guy???
    What the heck????
    I think no fool would pay more than 100 dollars for her @$$
    I wonder how many ugly girls would sell their virginity on net to become famous???

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