Oct.09.2008 Lesbians, sperm donors, and incest in Australia!
With the growth of lesbianism and, apparently, less guys jizzing into cups for their procreation benefits, regulators in Australia are concerned that there might be incest going on down under.
UNREGULATED sperm donation is leading to unusual situations in which the children of lesbians in Adelaide are mixing socially - creating a risk of incest.
One of South Australia’s foremost experts in reproductive technology - Reverend Dr Andrew Dutney - says that in one reported case, about 30 lesbians were impregnated by sperm from one man.
The mothers then organised picnics with all the children, raising the fear they might socialise with their half-siblings without realising they are related.
In another case, a man’s sperm was used to produce 29 children, most of whom are living in Adelaide. They do not know who their half-siblings are, raising concerns that in a “big country town” like Adelaide, they could accidentally commit incest.
Pictured above, it looks like an adorable baby kangaroo. But actually, that’s the product of Australian incest. Crazy that it’d look like a joey, right? What are the odds!
I don’t know, people always act like incest is so bad, but what if you’re cousin’s like really hot? And who’s to say that having a flipper isn’t desirable? I’ve long been looking for a reason to not open jars for people. Nothing could top that more easily than going “Hey, I’d love to, but I got this flipper.” Then you high five a dolphin and call it a day. Nice life those kids have, I’d say.
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