Oct.07.2008 Oh you sly Cobra Commander you
There are so many things wrong with this photo.
Have you seen this man? The suspect has on 4 occasions broken in to our Richmond District apartment and molested my wife and self (foot / leg fondling) during out sleep. He always leaves evidence of his presence afterwards. The artist’s rendering was createdfrom a recent eye witness account by a friend and neighbor. Any information leading to his capture will be rewarded with $20,000 or equivelent (sic) value in advisement and betterment services.
Granted, it’s a tough economy out there, but I don’t know that I’d be going out of my way to catch someone for $20,000 in advisement and betterment services. I also don’t know how much value you’d find in the advisement and betterment services of someone who allows a guy dressed like a GI Joe villain to regular come into a home and molest his wife and self while leaving behind some delicious treats that, undoubtedly, look like he turned the apartment into a giant Cinnabon.
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