Oct.03.2008 Your Pornographic Update: Palin porn and Space porn
Two stories jumped out at me and, frankly, I don’t cover nearly enough porn here. So here’s two important news items.
The Sarah Palin porn is a go! After a casting notice went up earlier this week on Craigslist, the ho portraying Sarah Palin in new porn Nailin’ Paylin will be Lisa Ann (pictured above, right). Finally, the White House motorboat scene we’ve all been waiting for. When reached for comment, Lisa Ann removed two dark footlong penises from her mouth, clanked them together and said, “Here’s to success!”
Meanwhile, the any-asshole-can-go-into-space company Virgin Galactic declined a million dollar offer to shoot a porn in space.
The private company planning to take wealthy tourists to the edge of the atmosphere starting in late 2009 or early 2010 has refused a million-dollar proposal to film a sex video while the participants are floating gravity free, the company’s president said.
Will Whitehorn, president of Virgin Galactic, said the offer, from an unidentified party, “was $1 million, up front, for a sex-in-space movie. That was money we had to refuse, I’m afraid.”
Whitehorn disclosed the rejected transaction here Sept. 30 during the International Astronautical Congress. He said Virgin Galactic, part of Richard Branson’s Virgin Group, is planning to begin flights of the WhiteKnightTwo aircraft in late 2009 or early 2010 from Sierra County, N.M.
So, if you want to see what jizm looks like without gravity, you’re going to have to just keep throwing cupfulls in the air and hoping they somehow never land.
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