Sep.30.2008 Armless woman is inspirational, unless you find it hilarious

Stuff like this is always tough for me because on one hand, it shows triumph over adverse situations and that should inspire me to persevere. On the other hand, this armless lady is doing crazy shit with her feet and she looks ridiculous. So I’m torn.

In related news, I would not eat anything this lady made for me. I prefer my stir fry to not have athlete’s foot, if it all possible.

Also, I’d like to see the highlight reel of her learning how to do all these things. Um. For inspiration. Not because it’d be hilarious to watch a lady tumbling around trying to make a soufflé with her stupid feet. No sir.

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