Sep.29.2008 Kiefer Sutherland is retarded
Or he’s good at promoting movies. Or both. Either way, he’s claiming to be petrified of mirrors.
Hollywood tough guy Kiefer Sutherland has banned mirrors from his home - because he’s scared of them.
The 24 star admits he has a fear of the looking glass and avoids being around them.
He says, “Come over to my house. You won’t find a mirror anywhere.
“I don’t like mirrors. They are frightening.”
Ironically, in latest movie Mirrors, Sutherland plays a department store security guard who starts seeing horrifying images in the shop’s mirrors.
I think Kiefer might be confusing the fact that he once played a vampire in The Lost Boys with real life. And even then, vampires aren’t scared of mirrors, they just look in them and go, “How am I supposed to fix my hair now? This is inconvenient.” This is why you never see a vampire with a bouffant.
If he’s not just being a douche promoting his new movie that isn’t scary at all (”OMG MIRRORS! I MIGHT SEE REFRACTED LIGHT! GAHHHH”), it’s kind of disheartening to know that he’s such a wuss. He plays Jack Bauer, the baddest man alive, who bites out people’s throats and leaps off of walls and hangs terrorist from complicated pulley systems…meanwhile Kiefer Sutherland is going back to his trailer and just emitting a constant stream of shrieks, tears, and urine-soaked pants. It’s like my childhood all over again.
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