Sep.26.2008 I <3 Katy Perry

Katy Perry is awesome. Not just because she got famous for a song about making out with girls and enjoying it, but because she has big boobs and seemingly no shame in advertising that fact.

Yes, that’s Katy Perry with her top overflowing with one of her friends pretending that her thumb is a penis and giving it fellacio. I’d be lying if I said that any part of that sentence didn’t arouse me. Especially the thumb part…mmmmmmm who doesn’t enjoy a good thumb? Wait…Thumbelina was just Tom Thumb in drag? What the fuck? She told me she was a chick!!! FUCK.

Anyway it’s pretty obviously a publicity stunt so people like me who couldn’t possibly give two shits will write about her (I don’t know about you, but rarely do I scrawl my name in lipstick on mirrors for racy photographs), but who cares? As a wise man once said, “Ah skeet skeet, motherfucker. Ah skeet skeet skeet skeet.” Truly wise words.