Sep.24.2008 Better bikini photos of Jessica Alba’s post-baby body
There were photos of Jessica Alba’s body in a bikini after she released the demon that was feeding on her in her supple womb but they looked so grainy and awful, like I was seeing Bigfoot in shitty surveillance footage. These are much better, from yesterday in Cabo.
Personally, I think she may look even better now than she did before the pregnancy. Her boobs grew, her butt seemed to grow a little bit, and she still looks nice and trim and toned. If you couldn’t play 5-on-5 basketball in her vagina due to the enormous baby that came out of her little frame (see photo #1 below), she might still be incredibly desirable. But unfortunately, you can play 5-on-5 basketball in her cavernous snizz. You have to get one of those hoops where you fill the base up with water though and roll it in. And the ball doesn’t bounce that well. And it gets a little humid sometimes. And the rim we have is a little rusty. And when you jump, in certain spots, you feel like you’re playing Slamball. But you can play basketball. The YMCA may be better for such endeavors, but you definitely ,em>could play it in her cooch too.
Isn’t that a c-section scar in one of the pics? Not to disrupt the whole basketball thing. Just saying.