Sep.22.2008 Jessica Simpson might be in need of work
From the LA County Fair this past weekend…
Yes, the Los Angeles County Fair, alongside such A-list attractions as Charlie Wilson and the Gap Band, Professional Bull-Riding, a chance to meet Barbie, KC and the Sunshine Band and James Kellogg Jr., Amazing Hypnotist. Unfortunately, the World’s Largest Tomato had prior commitments.
I had to say it because it’s not in my nature to say mean things, let alone slander a blond girl with big boobs and a decent body, but what the fuck? This is what she’s doing now? This is even sadder than Vince doing that Sweet 16 party on Entourage last night, and that was supposed to be the bottom of the barrel for him. What next, performing at a local mall? At kids’ parties? Will she be playing buckets as though they were drums while I utter racial epithets under my breath at the 14th street platform? The ground’s the limit, Jessica!
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