Sep.19.2008 I’ve got a thing for Aubrey O’Day
I don’t know why exactly since she’s kind of a generic blond hobag, but I kind of have a thing for Aubrey O’Day.
Maybe it’s her love for making sex tapes, pornography, or period sex. Or maybe it’s because she’s so generically attractive that it makes her attractive. Or maybe it’s because I lust after girls who can serve as life preservers. Or maybe I secretly wanted to be on Diddy’s Making the Band and envy the fact that she was in Diddy’s whore troupe Danity Kane. Or maybe it’s because I just get the sense that I could park a freighter in her cooch and shoot my film-in-development Under Siege 4: Endgame inside of there on an affordable budget (the plot: Steven Segal found a nuclear ray gun inside of a freighter and only with the help of Joey Lauren Adams can he escape alive with the aid of slow-motion, unathletic kicks and, perhaps, love).
Regardless of the reason, Aubrey O’Day, you’re my American Hero of the..uh… Day. No, no; of the O’Day! Ha! Clever!
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