Sep.19.2008 Audrina, Lauren, and Lo are the bustiest movers ever

From Lauren Conrad’s home in the Hollywood Hills where (POSSIBLE HILLS SPOILER ALERT FOR ALL YOU GIRLS AND ‘MOS) Audrina Patridge is moving out of the house.

Thank God she remembered the piñata. There’s no worse feeling than packing up your entire life into a moving van and getting to your new place, bringing everything in, and realizing “HOLY SHIT I FORGOT MY PIÑATA!!!” You were my favorite purchase, Pepe. I’m sorry.

In related news, I would help Audrina pack my stuff into her box. By which I mean my penis. Into her vagina. Just so we’re on the same page. Also, my lava lamp.

My favorite photo is the first one. It’s like, “Well, we got this move done. Let’s celebrate with a sexy pose. Breasts out girls!”