Sep.12.2008 Sophie Monk can ride a bike, cannot find supportive bikini top
Wow this is a real stunning news development and not at all a cheap reason to post pictures of Sophie Monk in a bikini, but look, a bike! She can ride a bike!
It must be pretty awesome to be a moderately famous hot girl. You can just do absurd things in a bikini and paparazzi will take your photo and you’ll be even more famous despite not doing anything of note. Now, I can’t ride a bike, so if I were theoretically a hot chick, I probably couldn’t just ride a bike in bikini photos for attention (I’d assume my lack of bike-riding skills would transfer over in spite of my change of gender roles). I’d probably juggle out on the streets in my bikini. Or maybe shoot Koosh balls at passersby and giggle. Sure, it’d probably be a totally cunty thing to do (Keep in mind, I’m a hot chick in this scenario), but you’d be so distracted by my heaving bosoms that you wouldn’t have time to judge. And that’s why Catwoman was such an effective criminal.
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