Sep.11.2008 Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson to wed?
Some news outlet in Denmark is reporting that Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan are going to marry by end of year. And since I have no sort of journalistic integrity and like to believe that everything coming out of Denmark is true, let’s go with it.
Samantha, 31, who gave Lindsay a ‘commitment’ ring worth $22,000 earlier this year, let slip her happy news while DJing at exclusive Hollywood hotel Chateau Marmont.
She said: “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs. Ronson! Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
Lindsay, 22, has made no secret of her love for Samantha – the sister of music producer Mark Ronson – in recent weeks, and dedicated Ray LaMontagne’s touching ballad ‘Trouble’ to her on her blog. Ray’s romantic track includes lyrics such as: “She gave me love and affection/I said I love her/She’s good to me” and “I’ve been saved by a woman/She won’t let me go/She won’t let me go now.”
Lindsay and Samantha first sparked rumours they were dating in March this year, and in May the ‘Mean Girls’ actress referred to the DJ as “my husband” at the Cannes Film Festival.
Man, I wish I were in Denmark. Then I could say all kinds of retarded made-up news and people would be like “Oh wow, that must be true because he’s from Denmark.” I’d be one of the best reporters ever if I didn’t have to do any actual reporting.
I do have to say though that, assuming that there’s a shred of truth in this in spite of the fact that Samantha Ronson’s quote seemed like it was written by someone with no grasp of the English language or Julius Caesar, lesbian marriages are not very sexy. A couple ladies getting intimate is totally cool. A foray into donut bumpery is totally cool. But a lifetime of commitment and that doucheass Ronson dressed in some hipster tuxedo at a wedding? You’d be hardpressed to find a way to kill my erection faster, unless you have an oversized mallet and my groin is readily accessible. In which case, touche.
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