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Sep.09.2008 Ric Flair’s family is fucked up


I for one am stunned that a professional wrestler seems to have a completely messed up home life. Ric Flair recently lost his wife to divorce, his daughter got tased and arrested, and now he’s sporting a black eye as a result of her boyfriend.

The daughter of former wrestling champ Ric Flair is accused of assaulting a police officer, The Charlotte Observer is reporting on its website this morning from NewsChannel 36.

Police responded to a fight at the apartment of 22-year-old Ashley Fliehr over the weekend in Chapel Hill. Officers say Ric Flair, his daughter and another man got into a fight.

Police say Fliehr didn’t obey commands and that she kicked an officer. A Taser gun was used to subdue her.

No other details were available.

I bet Ric was probably acting all wrestler-y with the boyfriend, trying to chop him and yelling “WHOOOO” and then, as he insisted to stop the altercation to get his bedazzled wrestling robe, the boyfriend just clocked him in the eye. Oh if only Tully Blanchard and the rest of the Four Horsemen could have been there to, I dunno, stomp the floor and pretend to punch the boyfriend while he looks on nonplussed. That’d stop him cold!

You have to admire the fact that he still felt compelled to go out and get some tail amidst all of this though. That is a man who really likes the ladies. He just doesn’t like raising them properly. Albeit slightly better than Chris Benoit did as a parent. So, see, we’re working on it.

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