Sep.09.2008 No shirt can contain Lindsay Lohan’s breasts
These photos were taken on the streets of NYC. These things never happen where I am, dammit.

These are compelling photos to me for various reasons which include the simple fact that Lindsay Lohan’s boob was COMPLETELY secured then all of a sudden it grasped for freedom like a black man in 1865. She would probably have to wear a shirt made of Crazy Glue and titanium to keep herself adequately covered.
The photo in question is below. It’s like a little whack-a-mole, popping out like “Hey now you see me now you don’t.” Yet another reason to want to hit Lindsay Lohan in the chest with a hammer.






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