Sep.08.2008 SLANDER THE ETHNICS MONDAY: Greek people are dumb

Okay so this probably won’t be a recurring feature, but dare to dream. Check out this video of how some Greeks celebrate Easter. Spoiler: They’re idiots.

Not pictured in the celebration: The winner gets sodomy. I’m not going to lie, that’s like all I know about Greece…gyros, sodomy, and men wrestling in the nude. But the latter two ingredients sure do make for a delicious food in the form of the first one!

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