Sep.05.2008 MOMSENWATCH: I don’t understand how this is possible.
Reminder: Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen is 15. As in, she’s two years into being a teenager. As in, theoretically, you shouldn’t be saying anything that rhymes with “trucking” in a sentence with her name in it. As in, Chris Hansen would gun you down in broad daylight for attempting to talk to her. Yet, here she is at some event for something, let’s say a party for Horton Hears A Who’s 50th anniversary.
My candid reaction to this: I clicked open the pictures and let out an audible gasp. I’m horrified at what this charming little 15 year-old can do. She seems very smart and cultured. Mature. Womanly.
Seriously, the longer this post goes on, the more likely I am to get my hard drive confiscated by the government, so let’s just say there are more pictures below and that I like women who are of age. WOMEN. OF AGE. CUT THE CRAP, MOMSEN.
Holy shit, are those shaving nicks all over legs?!? Because she just doesn’t know how yet? Is that somehow incredibly hot, or am I just incredibly twisted? Maybe I’m asking the wrong guy.
I didn’t notice that before. Maybe she cuts herself to feel alive. Or punish herself. Either one is acceptable.