Sep.05.2008 Microsoft has made Jerry Seinfeld suck

I don’t know how it’s possible, but Microsoft has somehow taken its uncanny sucking ability and made comedy deity Jerry Seinfeld into an utter bore. Check out the new commercial from the campaign that’s supposed to “totally revitalize PCs”.

Lol, they’re at a mall, doing things. That is so crazy yet so relatable. These two billionaires are so like me, I should totally buy their elitist computer system and be asked twenty times a day by Vista whether it’s okay for me to click a button on my mouse. Stupid Vista.

Yes, I use PCs exclusively. Doesn’t mean I can’t whine about it.

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