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Sep.04.2008 1986 comic books were not big fans of the gays


Came across this today and was amazed at how ridiculous it was. It’s a comic book designed to show, I guess, why being gay is so great. It’s called “HOMOSEXUALITY: LEGITIMATE ALTERNATE DEATHSTYLE”. The title’s really clever because it’s so subtle. Like the cover art.

See? The message is very powerful…homosexuality is more accepting than heterosexuality. Even skeletons can get in on the act! Every day is like Halloween when you’re hangin’ with the gays!

I’m going to have to respectfully disagree here, Mr. Comic Book Man. You can totally have gay sodomy without being totally gay. Apparently you weren’t made aware of Gay Sex Fridays at my junior high. Even the Muslim kids wished they went to my Catholic school on those days!

That statistic seems crazy though. He’s saying that, for the first time…gay men have sex with men and straight men have sex with women? Wow that is such a crazy statistic that totally proves that gay sex is a learned trait. Thank God we have brave men like the ones behind this comic out there making radical claims like that to save us all from ourselves. Whew!

Seriously, read the whole thing here. Best 10 minutes you’ll spend today.

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  1. Afternoon Links on September 5th, 2008 4:26 pm

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