Aug.20.2008 Megan Fox can’t keep her hands off her boobs
From the set of Transformers 2…I’ve wanted to be all over various parts of Megan Fox before but never have I so badly wanted to be a pair of hands.
If I were a woman who looked like her, that’d be all I’d do. I could probably break into stores, kidnap an emu, fondle Barack Obama…really the world is your oyster when you have that kind of power in your breast tissue. Yet another reason to tuck away my genitals, strap on high heels, and cry…dreaming of what could have been. Sniff.
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