Aug.20.2008 Jessica Simpson now just a beer slut
I remember growing up I would see girls in bikinis in the local deli preening for some beer product. They were just talentless chicks looking for a gig. Well, seems fitting for Jessica Simpson then doesn’t it?
Singer, actress and North Texas native Jessica Simpson will soon be marketing beer, according to an announcement expected today from a local brewing company.
Jessica Simpson has signed on as spokeswoman for Stampede Light Plus, made by Dallas’ Stampede Brewing Co.
Ms. Simpson will serve as a spokeswoman and appear in ads in stores for Stampede Light Plus, which is made by Dallas’ Stampede Brewing Co.
But she won’t be just another pretty face: Ms. Simpson is taking a 15 percent stake in the brewer. Terms of the transaction were not disclosed.
“She’s the face of the brand now,” said Lawrence Schwartz, Stampede’s president and chief executive, who says sales have more than doubled in the past year.
Wow! Stampede AND Stampede Light! That’s a pretty big coup for her career! I guess Natty Light wasn’t looking for a celebrity endorser? A little too high brow for Jessica, I guess.
Seriously is she hard up for cash? Because no joke, I will pay her for sex. Like I don’t expect her to jump at the offer, but think about it. I have a lot of green M&Ms just sitting around with nowhere to go. Just saying. Think about it.
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