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Aug.15.2008 Wow, Burger King is f’d up


I just came across this first image on Buzzfeed of an onion about to get a rectal exam at the airport from a pickle and thought, “Holy shit, this is the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen (and eerily similar to all of my fantasies).” Then, after some more digging, I found a few more. Apparently, these are ads Burger King launched in Europe (though this first one may be in the US…I’m not sure).

The campaign is something called “Veg City” and includes the brutal murder of tomatoes, drunken debauchery on New Years, pickles buying sex from fat potatoes (shamefully…I’ve been there man), and the attempted assassination of some onion dictator. Needless to say, I’d like to know more about the lives of these vegetables yet I have no desire to ever put any of them in my mouth for any reason. So I’m not sure if Burger King accomplished their advertising goals. Check the images, via Brutalissimo, out below…

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5 Responses to “Wow, Burger King is f’d up”

  1. queerunity on August 15th, 2008 12:17 pm

    this is some twisted shit, im glad im vegan

  2. pickles_008 on August 23rd, 2008 6:20 pm

    +EXCLUSIVE+

    official statement on TV…check it out!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq2lXEH9lyk

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  4. Meatman on October 8th, 2008 9:03 pm

    I’m glad I eat meat…

  5. Emilien on December 19th, 2008 10:49 pm

    It’s hilarious ! it’s the first time (or maybe the second because of the X-men evolution Toys they gave away) I regret there is no Burger King in my country, in France.

    But instead we have something called “Food” so it’s OK.

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