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Aug.12.2008 Only cool dudes click this post!


Hey, are you a cool dude? Chicks are stupid right? Always talking about shoes and yammering away about how you don’t pay enough attention to them? So why not hang out with some COOL DUDES at the PARTY MANSION! Only the buff need apply.

Yeah just dudes hanging out. Maybe we can make out…SOME CHECKS. HA HA BECAUSE WE’RE RICH. Or have some Snuggle time…WITH OUT LAUNDRY. BECAUSE WE HAVE TO LOOK FRESH. And even touch dicks.

Nope no pun there.

I guess there’s nothing wrong with wanting to do some fratty meatheady stuff with muscular guys but I think you should probably come clean and forewarn potential PARTY MANSION guests that they should scrub their anuses thoroughly before entering the building. It’s just good manners to let someone know when to expect sodomy.

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4 Responses to “Only cool dudes click this post!”

  1. Rolling a blog joint - August 12 | Cuzoogle on August 12th, 2008 3:52 pm

    [...] Chavez - Reebok launches Monopoly themed shoe. NextRound.net - No place for cheerleaders in soccer. Blog of Hilarity - Only cool dudes should click this link. The Angry T - Every hot photo of chicks play beach [...]

  2. Julie on August 12th, 2008 5:06 pm

    that’s from the tv show “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”

  3. Chris on August 12th, 2008 5:11 pm

    <3 for you Julie...I knew that sounded familiar but went with it anyway. So let's pretend I didn't get caught posting something as real that was an homage to a TV show I've seen every episode of and just agree that guys who like gay sex but won't admit it are amusing.

  4. F. C. King Links « Loser with Socks on August 13th, 2008 9:59 am

    [...] Chavez - Reebok launches Monopoly themed shoe. NextRound.net - No place for cheerleaders in soccer. Blog of Hilarity - Only cool dudes should click this link. The Angry T - Every hot photo of chicks play beach [...]

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