Aug.12.2008 MOMSENWATCH! Taylor Momsen is now 15
So I was going to do a big blowout post on her birthday because I’m the definitive Taylor Momsen source, but I got lazy and instead opted to, I dunno, save a burning bus of school kids or eat a burrito or whatever. Anyway Gossip Girl is filming again and that means that, occasionally, new Taylor Momsen photos may leak for us to objectively take a look at without viewing her sexually.
Yep, nothing sexual about a leggy blond girl built like a woman dressed in a prep school uniform. You may as well have dipped my genitals in the Arctic tundra. Then I’d know what it’d be like when my dad slept with my mom :-(.
Related: Imagine the tremendous celebration that will come on this blog (assuming I’m still doing it which, in fairness, is a pretty big assumption) when Taylor Momsen turns 18 and I can say really lurid things. It’ll be four years worth of build-up all for a mediocre payoff. Or I’ll forget it was her birthday and write about some guy who hurt his penis in a forklift. I’m voting the latter.
[More photos here, derby tip to on205th]
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