Aug.29.2008 How do those Snapple cap facts get created?
Leaving you for the weekend with this hilarious video from the Upright Citizens Brigade. The title of this post says it all…
Have a great Labor Day everyone, I’ll be back on Tuesday.
Aug.29.2008 The August 29 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with Don Cheadle
Don Cheadle sticks it to Jimmy Kimmel Live’s Guillermo in this “behind the scenes” look at the movie Traitor
-Keely Hazell continues to be topless (NSFW, obv)
-Megan Fox is still attractive, just FYI
-Jodie Marsh may want to cover up more
-Erin Andrews (you’ll click because her name is here, you know it)
-Elizabeth Hurley looks good for an older broad
-Christina Koletsa is in a bikini
-David Duchovny is addicted to sex
-Cougar 101 (video)
-A great way to get your testicles set on fire (w/ video)
-8 great reasons to watch Gossip Girl
-Which College QBs can get the most attractive ass?
-Jessica Simpson wore a bikini, pouted
Aug.29.2008 Your Republican VP candidate is hot?
The Internets are abuzz with Alaska governess Sarah Palin being named as Senator John McCain’s VP. Mostly abuzz because some people think she’s hot. She was a runner up in the 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant (and won Miss Congeniality for her stunning flute performance!). But is this GRANDMOTHER (or GILF, according to Wonkette) actually hot?
There she is, pictured center.
I guess I’ve always wondered what Tina Fey will look like once her reproductive organs stop working, but hey, you decide:
Aug.29.2008 A Vida Guerra sighting!
I think it’s adorable when celebrities basically exhaust all of their fame and then you see them again and you’re like, “Wow! I remember him/her! Glad he/she’s doing well!” Even though they’re fundamentally worthless and you already saw their vag and fat ass in Playboy, meaning there’s really no reason to ever think about them again. But still you’re like, “That was good times when you first got famous.” In an unrelated note…Hi, Vida Guerra.
I find Vida Guerra pretty inspirational because, really, she’s the American dream. Where else can a talentless whore from Jersey who ate too many Steak’ums find fame, implants, and the covers of countless magazines all in exchange for having a huge ass that was pretty regularly Photoshopped by the editors at FHM? Not in Bolivia, I’ll tell you that! SUCK IT BOLIVIA. ONCE AGAIN WE OWN YOU.
Aug.29.2008 Your child’s botany project may have gone amiss
This is from some class project and, since my work computer has so graciously decided to clear all my personal settings and history, I have no clue what the source is. So let’s pretend it just came to me in a vision.
I’m not sure why the clowns look so sad. Seems like they should be proud of their accomplishments.
Fun fact: Did you know that a male cat’s genitals are spiky? I’m reminded of that for some reason.
Aug.28.2008 The 14 most WTF pictures from the 2008 Democratic National Convention
Tonight is the last night of the 2008 Democratic National Convention and, while I’m sure Barack Obama’s speech will be a treat, it should be status quo. Call me crazy, I think he might discuss “change”. All the exciting things are over, so let’s take a look at the most bizarre photos from the convention.
This may very well be the worst parade ever. And vaguely similar to Borat’s Running of the Jew.
As Obama Girl and this older MILF-Y lady prove, what would Colorado be without its beautiful mountains?
Hmm, who should I side with: the petite little Asian gal with all the fame or the crazy conspiracy theorist ordering an assault on her with the windswept good looks of Kevin James in a toupee?
Yeah…so…I’m going to have to go with bombs. Thanks.
This one may not be as WTF as the others but seriously…Chelsea Clinton looked kind of hot. And maybe she’ll end up looking like a pants-suited penguin like her mom in a couple years but, come on, very hittable.
I dream of a day where we will have bipartisan processed foods. Cross the aisle, Kraft. CROSS THE AISLE.
Aug.28.2008 The August 28 Hot Link Orgy
The hottest orgy with a big leap
I like when a video features someone succeeding…check out this leap of someone off a balcony into a pool
-Kate Moss is naked and kinda saucy (NSFW)
-The Repo Man loves America right now, so sayeth Stephen Colbert (w/ video)
-The signs in sports and the gentlemen who hold them
-A reminder of why Internet message boards can be problematic
-Lucy Pinder and Danielle Marsh are friends with boobs
-You don’t need to know Valerie’s last name to appreciate how a bikini can’t contain her assets
-Erin Andrews is a big fan of Cocks. The college football team. Also, male genitalia
-Awesome cars to tailgate with
-College girls in bikinis sure seem to enjoy their beer bongs
-Help pick the new Toronto Raptors cheerleaders
-Mother-daughter porn sounds like fun
-Advertising anal rape on a billboard seems a bit odd
