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Jul.31.2008 Jennifer Aniston must be cold


I’m starting to think that Jennifer Aniston tweaks her nipples before going out just to get people to post images of her. It’s like 100 degrees out wherever she is and it looks like she’s frigid more ways than emotionally. Anyway, that seems to suit John Mayer pretty well.

“John has such an amazing crew of musicians and friends with him. Everyone gets along and is drama free and Jen fits right in – perfectly,” says a Mayer friend. “Everyone really loves her.”

At a recent concert in Chula Vista, Calif., Mayer’s girlfriend continued to be the subject of fans’ anonymous text messages that were displayed on twin screens between acts. One said, “We want Jennifer Aniston to come out now!!!”

But even if the media coverage is exhausting, the source says Mayer, 30, is happier than ever with Aniston, 39.

“They are very happy together, it’s working really well and they’re only getting closer,” says the Mayer pal. “His friends think she’s great for him.”

That’s a pretty nice thing for John’s friend to say. It’s pretty convenient that some friend of John’s went to People and said exactly the opposite of what Jen’s reputation is. You know, the one of her being clingy and needy and unlikeable and kind of crazy. It’s pretty great that John was able to strike up such a great friendship with Jen’s publicist.

This is also a real feel good story in another way. It’s great to see Maggie Gyllenhaal getting a new line of work after uglying up The Dark Knight. That has to be her in the photos below, right? It must have gotten too hard to have her on set, what with the cameras and monitors always shattering after being forced to bear her reflection.

[More photos here]

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    [...] Looks like Jennifer Aniston is feeling the cold [...]

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