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Jul.30.2008 14 year-old Ali Lohan already meeting with porn directors


You think Lindsay Lohan is a trainwreck? Well her younger sister Ali is ready, willing, and able to surpass all expectations of a Lohan, already having met with a porn director.

Dina Lohan is ready to roll heads, after learning from TMZ that her 14-year-old daughter had a casting call with a big-time, award winning porn director.

Ali Lohan’s rep tells us the girl had no idea that Peter Davy was behind such classics as “Breast Wishes 14″ and “Bun Busters 12.” Sources tell us the meeting was actually set up by Ali’s agent. Apparently, no one gave Dina a heads up — pardon the expression.

Officially, Dina is upset. Unofficially, we know she went nuclear.

Well, in the porn director’s defense, if anything is going to stretch a girl’s acting chops, it’s getting her “buns busted”. Anal sex has brought many an actor to their apex. People loved Brokeback Mountain.

14 does seem a little young to get into porn though. There are child labor laws, Mr. Davy. Keep the sex with teenagers limited to off-camera ventures.

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