Jul.23.2008 Heather Locklear is cured
Heather Locklear was :( but now, after a release from depression rehab, she’s all :D.
After successfully completing four weeks of treatment for anxiety and depression, Heather Locklear is back home.
“Heather’s feeling really great,” says a close friend. “And she looks beautiful, just radiant.”
While the actress’s recovery is “a work in progress,” Locklear seems rejuvenated by her month away, says the friend. “She told a really funny story and she laughed from her core,” says the pal, who has seen Locklear since she returned home last weekend. “That’s when I knew she was going to be fine. I think that’s the best part of all – it’s so nice to hear her laugh.”
During her time at the Arizona facility, Locklear, 46, remained under doctors’ care while getting therapeutic spa treatments, riding horses and spending quality time alone. Her spirits were lifted by two visits from boyfriend Jack Wagner.
Man, depression rehab is pretty badass. You get spas and horses and get to hang out with dudes named Jack Wagner. It almost makes me wish that I wasn’t drugged out of my mind on grinded up Care Bears. They feel like pretty!
In related news designed solely for Heather Locklear: My penis is known to cure depression while my jizm has been determined by the FDA to provide not only nutritional benefits, but also serve as a liquid Prozac. Nine of ten teenage mothers whom I picked up outside abortion clinics agree! It’s smart because you know they’ll put out!
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