Jul.18.2008 Man beats the gay out of son with bat
Thank God for Fark. On a day like today where I can’t find anything good, it’s nice to have a feel-good story about life, love, the pursuit of happiness, and assaulting your gay son.
Violence broke out Sunday in Anderson when an 18-year-old man returned home from a gay pride parade and was assaulted by his father.
According to the Anderson County Sheriff’s Office, the battering took place about 1 p.m. Sunday on P Street.
During the assault, the teen’s 49-year-old father yelled, cursed, swung a baseball bat, prayed and tried to “cast the demon of homosexuality out of him,” according to the teen’s version of events to Deputy S.C. Weymouth, the incident report states.
About 2 p.m. Wednesday, the teen said his father punched him when he returned to the house for clothes that he left on Sunday, the report states.
The teen told deputies that his father “has a problem with him being gay and that is why he hit him with the baseball bat Sunday,” Weymouth said in his report.
Lol looks like we found the real Batman, amirite guys? Lolamirite?
I can’t say I support the guy beating his son, but I guess it would be frustrating if when you curl up your fist to punch him, he bends over and spreads his ass cheeks out of habit. Who knows, the father may have walked in and saw the son fellating the bat and was just like “ARGH LAST STRAW”. The bat is the real victim here. It didn’t ask for all of this.
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