Jul.14.2008 Why it’s almost like Jessica Simpson wants to remind us of something
When a gal turns 27 and is quickly careening towards a life of worthlessness, droopy boobs, and dwindling fame, how can she remind the general public of why the fell in love with her in the first place? BOOBS!!!!
That’s pretty awesome. Though I’ll be honest, if I were a celebrity girl, I’m not sure how I’d feel about people being way more excited about my boobs or my boyfriend than about my career. Then again, they are pretty swell boobs. The kind of boobs you could frame and put on a mantle. Well, a frame probably wouldn’t work. Maybe one of those glass box things that they display memorabilia in. The design etiquette on how to properly display a pair of disembodied breasts is vague at best.
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