Jul.10.2008 Jessica Alba’s got milk
The best part of pregnancy is losing 10 pounds of life-sucking force and retaining the ample breastedness responsible for feeding it, right Jessica Alba? Oh, but there was never a time where you didn’t feel sexy, eh?
“I never felt less sexy,” Jessica Alba says of her own pregnancy. “I mean, I wouldn’t have changed it for the world … but I wanted to get rid of all the weight.”
The actress, who gave birth to her daughter, Honor Marie, last month, opened up about motherhood – and her recent wedding to Cash Warren – in the August U.K. edition of Cosmopolitan magazine.
“I never thought I’d find a man before 30, let alone marry him and have his baby,” she told the magazine. “I always used to meet the wrong guys – the ones who wanted to hang out for a week and see how far they could get. If you didn’t have sex in the first few days, you were either frigid or a lesbian. So I held out – and, boy, am I glad I did!”
I tend not to find mack trucks with a human being incubating inside of them sexy, but who am I to judge? Also, I’m not really sure how she held out…she got knocked up out of wedlock, then broke up with the dude, then got engaged to him. That’s holding out like going on a diet that consists entirely of cake, only, after the cake cums inside of you because you don’t believe in fancy science like “pulling out”., you somehow it to make an honest woman out of you. Man, I’m good at analogies.
I think it’s great that her boobs remained but her face is still kinda chubby. She reminds me of a Myspace girl without the lens tilted and the Photoshop filters on. Work on that, Chubbsy.
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MILF….nuff said