Jul.09.2008 Old people having more hot sweaty sex
Coming off the heels of the findings that more sex for old men heals erectile dysfunction comes this research that illustrates how more and more old men and women are getting it on.
More 70-year-olds are having good sex more often, Swedish researchers said on Tuesday in a finding bound to bring a smile to many an aging baby boomer.
They found 70-year-olds of both sexes are having more sex than they did 30 years ago, and many more women report being satisfied with their sex lives.
“Attitudes are more open-minded and positive today, at least in the elderly themselves,” said Nils Beckman of the University of Gothenburg in Sweden, whose study appears in the British Medical Journal.
Beckman and colleagues interviewed four groups of 70-year-olds in Sweden about their sex lives between 1971 and 2001. They found that 68 percent of married men said they were having sex in 2001, up from 52 percent in the early ’70s.
The number of married women having sex rose to 54 percent in the group interviewed in 2000-2001, up from 30 percent in the early 70s.
And 12 percent of unmarried women interviewed in 2000-2001 said they were having sex, up from less than 1 percent in the early ’70s. The number of women reporting high sexual satisfaction also increased, with more women reporting an orgasm during sex and fewer reporting never having had one.
Rather than voice my immense disgust for the elderly as I usually prefer to do, I’ll point out the positives of sex with the elderly:
-No pulling out! All the key pipes stopped functioning a loooooooong time ago.
-You can finally see what your balls look like up close, because your partner’s entire body looks exactly like them.
-Like socks filled with sand? Welcome to the privilege of old lady bosoms.
-You can pretend you’re Brendan Fraser in The Mummy when you ejaculate because the backdrop is exactly the same.
-You learn all types of new things. For example, did you know that dust and cobwebs could accumulate in a vagina? It’s like having sex with the Batcave!
Grossest post ever on this site? Possibly.
Was it you that warned me of skin tears? If not, why not?
Sounds good to me. I plan to keep it goin’ as long as I can.
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