Jul.08.2008 Pro whore sells her boobs in least sexy way possible
Via our buddies at on205th comes this charming story of some girl I’ve probably jerked off to but not vigorously enough to remember offhand is selling her implants on eBay.
Former Digital Playground contract star Teagan Presley is selling her titties to the highest bidder on eBay. No, you still have no shot to fuck her but if you have at least $2,000 laying around the house, you can buy her recently removed breast implants. She’s selling them at auction for a number of reasons, mainly because she recently had new ones put in. The implants she had for two years had encapsulated after she became pregnant with her first child and according to the description on the eBay auction, “became encapsulated which made them hard as bricks.” Teagan is currently involved in a very ugly and very public divorce and custody battle with her estranged husband and fellow porn performer, Tyler Durden.
Teagan plans to donate 20 percent of the auction’s final closing price to the Susan G. Komen for the Cure fund for breast cancer research while the remaining 80 percent will go toward her impending legal bills and to pay off her most recent breast augmentation surgery. The winning bidder will not only get both implants (which have been medically sterilized) but will also receive an autographed copy of Babysitters, a film in which the implants for sale appeared in as well as two autographed photos of Teagan.
As of today, the auction has received no bids yet and is set to expire on July 19, 2008 at 7:56:52 pm Pacific Daylight Time.
Look, I’m all for women selling body parts and the saline industry as a whole, but I don’t get why anyone would buy the implants of some ho. What are you going to do with them? Display them in your home? Yeah that’s really going to reflect kindly upon you. If you’re going to display breasts on a mantle, you better be either A) A guy with a skinmask wielding a chainsaw or B) The greatest plastic surgeon of all-time or no chick would ever touch you. Then again, if you’re the kind of guy to buy implants on eBay, you’re probably not really getting many women into your home in the first place, so I guess it’s a bit of a catch-22.
This might be a good investment because after you buy this, you could probably sell your dignity on eBay too. Since it’s going to be long gone, there’s really nothing to lose.
That piece of trash porn whore should get a real job!!! Christ, she has a child!!! What a fuck up!!!
I want meet you please… You’ve perfect ass and breast and I want fuck you
actually, ms teagan has two kids. makes this scenario even for ridiculous!